where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
bigwaltdiesel asked: James, what is your go to Karaoke jam?
1 - (Don’t You) Forget About Me
2 - Poor Unfortunate Souls/Be Prepared (No karaoke bar has both)
3 - Heaven is a Place on Earth (when I’m drunk enough to forget range)
4 - Time After Time (when I am drunk enough that I have hugged everyone at minimum six times)
5 - Space Oddity (When I transcend existence and become a perfect transdimensional deity)